CLICK TWICE ON THE HANKIELBASA TO HEAR HANK’S SONG AND STORY
It’s Thursday, January 29, 2009. “[A]erononymous” WAS going to wait to post this mp3 after the song’s Final Mix was done. However, aerononymous started to worry that a new FAA Administrator would get named any day now, and Hank Krakowski therefore might get fired any day now. Rather than wait to post a fully-mastered song, aerononymous concluded that it is probably more important to make sure HanKielbasa gets his expected send-off from FAA now, before Stank gets fired.
Above is a downloadable mp3 by 'aerononymous', called "The Hank Krakowski Song", or, simply, “HanKielbasa”. Just click on the Kielbasa and, (alone), set your speakers to “Stun”.
The story to which the song principally relates, is found in part at:
http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/AppellateCourt/2007/1stDistrict/April/1053423.pdf
The song makes sense when accompanied by this web-link. Other weblinks about Hank, are below.
Also on this site are some photos of Hank, and the lyrics of the song which follow.
HANKIELBASA
(ACCORDION).
(YODEL).
IT’S POLKA TIME.
BOWLING PINS.
VOX:
OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH… OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH -OOH HOO -(OOH)
OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH… OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH -OOH HOO -(OOH)
(GUITAR WAH)(Rasp vox)
SKIN-HEAD EDGEMAN - TAKES THE STAND
HANK KRAKOWSKI - F.A.A. MAN
SEEMS EVERY PATH - LEADS – HIM - TO - FAILURE
(GUITAR WAH FEEDBACK)
HMMM… HMMMM…
PRIOR HEAD – LEFT IN DISGRACE (GUITAR WAH LICK)
STURGELL BOY – KICKED IN THE FACE
HANK IT’S YOUR PAST - COME BACK TO NAIL ’YA
HMMM… MMMM…
CHORUS:
YEAHHHH - WE’LL F@*K WITH HANK KIELBASA
YEAHHHH - …F@*K WITH KIELBASA
OH YEAH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (GUITAR CHORDS)
YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y!
NO- OHH, NO-OHH, OHH-OHH – OH
YOU KNOW HE - AIN’T -GONNA – FLY
INSTRUMENTAL
-1X (GUITAR WAH LICK)
-2X (GUITAR WAH LICK)
-3X ([HIGH, WITH OCTAVE] GUITAR WAH LICK)
(MEAT SLICER SOLO)
CHORUS:
YEAH, WE’LL F@*K WITH HANK KIELBASA
YEAH – F@*K WITH KIELBASA,
OH, YEA-AHHHHHHHHH
YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y
NO-OH, NO, NO–OHH-OHH OH HO-OH
YOU KNOW – HE - AIN’T - GONNA FLY-Y
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(drums)
UNITED AIRLINES – HANK’S DOUBLE LIFE
LIMA LIMA - HANK’S WEEK-END WIFE
POP-TOP – CRASHED AIRMAN
HANK GETS NERVOUS
HMMM…MMMM…
HANK GETS NAMED – UNITED, TOO
JUDGE LETS ‘EM BOTH OUT- HANK SHAME ONYOU
HANK STIFFS THE WIDOW FOR THE SERVICE
HMMM… HMMM…
YEAH, WE’LL F@*K WITH HANK KIELBASA
YEAH - GLUPI KIELBASA,
OH YEAH-AHHH-HHHH! (AH)
YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y
NO-OH-OHHH, NO-OH-OHHH, - NOHHH NOHHHH, NOHHH NOHHHH NOHHH NOHHHH
YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y
OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH…OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH -OOHHOO (OOH)
(GUITAR LICK)
OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH…OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH –OOH HOO (OOH)
(GUITAR LICK)
http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/AppellateCourt/2007/1stDistrict/April/1053423.pdf
http://www.faa.gov/about/key_officials/krakowski/
http://www.limalima.com/what_airshows_say_about_lima_lim.htm
http://www.limalima.com/alumni.htm
http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/11/do-you-speak-eel-translating-faa-bobby_30.html
http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/10/goodbye-faa-chimp-of-chump-dwarf.html
http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/AppellateCourt/2007/1stDistrict/April/1053423.pdf
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Please click on the Listen link below to hear the song
Lyrics By: aerononymous@aol.com
“TOP GUN” – HE’S DONE
THE FEDS BLEW BOBBY STURGELL’S CONFIRMATION
THE SENATORS HAVE SAID - “NO WAY”
THE F.A.A. WILL BLAME THE VICTIMS, FROM THEIR
McMANSIONS DOWN IN - CHES’-PEAKE BAY
THEY SAY BOB’S LEAVIN’ - HE’LL MAKE SEVEN-FIGURES
HE’LL CALL JOHN MICA AND - HE’LL SAY:
“THE JIG IS UP” – HE’S RUNNING FROM THE DISTRICT
AND NOW IT’S TIME – BOB WANTS HIS PAY
- “TOP GUN”
– HE’S DONE
- “TOP GUN”
– HE’S DONE
THE STURGELL FAMILY BIKER-BAR IN OLD DEALE
IS CALLED “THE HAPPY HARBOR INN”
YOU GOOGLE “HAPPY HARBOR” - SEE WHAT COMES UP
AND BOBBY TAKES IT ON THE CHIN
SOME BIKERS THAT WENT SHOOTING IN DELMARVA
THE STURGELLS THEN PUT UP A SIGN
INSULTING BIKERS, BLACKS, AND GAYS – IT STAYED THERE
FOR NINETEEN DAYS, WITHOUT A FINE
- “TOP GUN”
– HE’S DONE
- “TOP GUN”
– HE’S DONE
(marimba solo)
(keyboard solo)
THE F.A.A. WAS MORE THAN BOB COULD HANDLE
THE SENATORS JUST SHOT HIM DOWN
HE COULDN’T KEEP TWO PLANES APART ON GOOD DAYS
THE ATC’S THINK BOB’S A CLOWN
WE’LL SEND YOUR ACTING HEAD RIGHT BACK TO OWINGS
YOU’LL STICK TOGETHER WITH YOUR KIND
YOUR MOM SERVED HOOVER - YOU BOW TO MISS BLAKEY
AND YOU KEEP KISSIN’ HER BEHIND
- “TOP GUN”
– HE’S DONE
- “TOP GUN”
– HE’S DONE
- “TOP GUN”
– YOU’RE DONE
- “TOP GUN”
– YOU’RE DONE
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