CLICK TWICE ON THE HANKIELBASA TO HEAR HANK’S SONG AND STORY

                   

It’s Thursday, January 29, 2009. “[A]erononymous” WAS going to wait to post this mp3 after the song’s Final Mix was done. However, aerononymous started to worry that a new FAA Administrator would get named any day now, and Hank Krakowski therefore might get fired any day now. Rather than wait to post a fully-mastered song, aerononymous concluded that it is probably more important to make sure HanKielbasa gets his expected send-off from FAA now, before Stank gets fired.

 

Above is a downloadable mp3 by 'aerononymous', called "The Hank Krakowski Song", or, simply, “HanKielbasa”. Just click on the Kielbasa and, (alone), set your speakers to “Stun”.

 

The story to which the song principally relates, is found in part at:

http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/AppellateCourt/2007/1stDistrict/April/1053423.pdf

The song makes sense when accompanied by this web-link. Other weblinks about Hank, are below.

 

Also on this site are some photos of Hank, and the lyrics of the song which follow.

 

 

HANKIELBASA

 

(ACCORDION).

(YODEL).

IT’S POLKA TIME.

BOWLING PINS.

 

VOX:

OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH…       OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH -OOH       HOO -(OOH)

OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH…       OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH -OOH       HOO -(OOH)

 

(GUITAR WAH)(Rasp vox)

SKIN-HEAD EDGEMAN - TAKES THE STAND

HANK KRAKOWSKI - F.A.A. MAN

SEEMS EVERY PATH - LEADS – HIM - TO - FAILURE

(GUITAR WAH FEEDBACK)

HMMM… HMMMM…

 

PRIOR HEAD – LEFT IN DISGRACE (GUITAR WAH LICK)

STURGELL BOY – KICKED IN THE FACE

HANK IT’S YOUR PAST - COME BACK TO NAIL ’YA

HMMM… MMMM…

 

CHORUS:

 

YEAHHHH -   WE’LL F@*K WITH HANK KIELBASA

YEAHHHH - …F@*K WITH KIELBASA   

OH YEAH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (GUITAR CHORDS)

YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y!

NO- OHH, NO-OHH, OHH-OHH – OH

YOU KNOW HE - AIN’T -GONNA – FLY

 

INSTRUMENTAL

-1X (GUITAR WAH LICK)

-2X (GUITAR WAH LICK)

-3X ([HIGH, WITH OCTAVE] GUITAR WAH LICK)

(MEAT SLICER SOLO)

 

CHORUS:

 

YEAH, WE’LL F@*K WITH HANK KIELBASA    

YEAH – F@*K WITH KIELBASA,

OH, YEA-AHHHHHHHHH

YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y

NO-OH, NO, NO–OHH-OHH OH HO-OH 

YOU KNOW – HE - AIN’T - GONNA FLY-Y

---

(drums)

UNITED AIRLINES – HANK’S DOUBLE LIFE

LIMA LIMA - HANK’S WEEK-END WIFE

POP-TOP – CRASHED AIRMAN    

HANK GETS NERVOUS

HMMM…MMMM…

 

HANK GETS NAMED – UNITED, TOO

JUDGE LETS ‘EM BOTH OUT- HANK SHAME ONYOU

HANK STIFFS THE WIDOW FOR THE SERVICE

HMMM… HMMM…

 

YEAH, WE’LL F@*K WITH HANK KIELBASA

YEAH - GLUPI KIELBASA,

OH YEAH-AHHH-HHHH! (AH)

YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y

NO-OH-OHHH, NO-OH-OHHH, - NOHHH NOHHHH, NOHHH NOHHHH NOHHH NOHHHH

YOU KNOW HE AIN’T GONNA FLY-Y

 

OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH…OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH -OOHHOO (OOH)

(GUITAR LICK)

 

OOH OOH - HOO HOOOOH…OOH – OOH - OOH, OOH OOH –OOH HOO (OOH)

(GUITAR LICK)

 

 

http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/AppellateCourt/2007/1stDistrict/April/1053423.pdf

http://www.faa.gov/about/key_officials/krakowski/ 

http://www.limalima.com/what_airshows_say_about_lima_lim.htm 

http://www.limalima.com/alumni.htm 

http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/the-case-for-faa-head-sturgells-indictment/posts/tag/hank%20krakowski/

http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/11/do-you-speak-eel-translating-faa-bobby_30.html

http://removesturgell.blogspot.com/2008/10/goodbye-faa-chimp-of-chump-dwarf.html

http://www.state.il.us/court/Opinions/AppellateCourt/2007/1stDistrict/April/1053423.pdf

 


 

 

 

 

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Please click on the Listen link below to hear the song

 

Listen

 

 Lyrics By:  aerononymous@aol.com

“TOP GUN” – HE’S DONE

THE FEDS BLEW BOBBY STURGELL’S CONFIRMATION

THE SENATORS HAVE SAID - “NO WAY”

THE F.A.A. WILL BLAME THE VICTIMS, FROM THEIR

McMANSIONS DOWN IN - CHES’-PEAKE BAY

THEY SAY BOB’S LEAVIN’ - HE’LL MAKE SEVEN-FIGURES

HE’LL CALL JOHN MICA AND - HE’LL SAY:

“THE JIG IS UP” – HE’S RUNNING FROM THE DISTRICT

AND NOW IT’S TIME – BOB WANTS HIS PAY

 

- “TOP GUN”

– HE’S DONE

- “TOP GUN”

– HE’S DONE

 

THE STURGELL FAMILY BIKER-BAR IN OLD DEALE

IS CALLED “THE HAPPY HARBOR INN”

YOU GOOGLE “HAPPY HARBOR” - SEE WHAT COMES UP

AND BOBBY TAKES IT ON THE CHIN

SOME BIKERS THAT WENT SHOOTING IN DELMARVA

THE STURGELLS THEN PUT UP A SIGN

INSULTING BIKERS, BLACKS, AND GAYS – IT STAYED THERE

FOR NINETEEN DAYS, WITHOUT A FINE

 

- “TOP GUN”

– HE’S DONE

- “TOP GUN”

– HE’S DONE

 

(marimba solo)

(keyboard solo)

 

THE F.A.A. WAS MORE THAN BOB COULD HANDLE

THE SENATORS JUST SHOT HIM DOWN

HE COULDN’T KEEP TWO PLANES APART ON GOOD DAYS

THE ATC’S THINK BOB’S A CLOWN

WE’LL SEND YOUR ACTING HEAD RIGHT BACK TO OWINGS

YOU’LL STICK TOGETHER WITH YOUR KIND

YOUR MOM SERVED HOOVER - YOU BOW TO MISS BLAKEY

AND YOU KEEP KISSIN’ HER BEHIND

 

- “TOP GUN”

– HE’S DONE

- “TOP GUN”

– HE’S DONE

 

- “TOP GUN”

– YOU’RE DONE

- “TOP GUN”

– YOU’RE DONE

The links:                 Click Here for Full Text Articles

 http://www.bayweekly.com/year98/dock6_26.html

 http://www.bayweekly.com/year98/letters6_35.html

 http://www.pamspaulding.com/weblog/2006/05/quaint.html

 http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/23/AR2006052301649.html

 http://www.washingtonblade.com/thelatest/thelatest.cfm?blog_id=6985

 http://bbuns.proboards15.com/index.cgi?board=TattleTails&action=display&thread=1066847047

 http://www.bikernews.org/wtn/news.php?extend.567

 http://wpost.pictopia.com/viewdetails/item/167394/size/800/

 http://www.bayweekly.com/year99/issue7_22/lead7_22.html

 http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=221x35219

 http://mailman.lbo-talk.org/2006/2006-May/010563.html

 http://blythe-systems.com/pipermail/nytr/Week-of-Mon-20060522/038277.html

 http://demosworld.blogspot.com/2006/05/updatebar-owner-says-someone-altered.html

 http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/05/this_is_america.html

http://michaelamon.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/motorcycle-clubs-fuel-fears-of-gang-violence-rivalries-could-spark-turf-wars-officials-say/

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/off/570627894.html

http://www.bayweekly.com/year01/issue9_31/dock9_31.html